In inglich plis.

I apparently am a ranting kind of a person. I do it all the time, I complain and rant about common things.
I practically never do it in a malicious way, though.I just tend to laugh about how some things/people are just stupid, to my own, very humble point of view.

Or…maybe I don’t just rant, maybe I just celebrate the fact that I HAVE a point of view, I rejoice, bathe in, drown in, and vomit candy bars at the fact that I can express myself, even if it’s in the least productive way of all. Which is, of course, complaining.

I think that, if, besides of showing off the things I like that I do as a graphic designer, I dedicate this blog to moaning about idiotic things that make my complaino gland tingle, I just might be blogging like a rockstar.

Let’s get this out of the way, when I’m in Complaino mode, I wanna post in English, why? because I wanna, now shush, go to bed. And whenever I’ll post some of my stuff (“enuff iz enuff iz enuff”, oh double “f”, you always do that, you devilish bastard), postearé en español, para que mis colegas (contrátenme), pues…se vean un poco mas familiarizados con la lengua que se mueve en mi boca.

Speaking of which,  hey, english speaking people, big news, SPANISH AIN’T THAT HARD. I KNOW I’m a mexican, and I know I know spanish since day Uno, but, CONFOUND IT ALL! PRONUNCIATION, MY CHILDREN! SPEAK PROPERLY! NOT EVERY WORD IN THE SPANISH TOUNGE ENDS IN “OH” or “AH”! SO, “KETCHUP”, AIN’T FLIPPIN’ “KETCHUP-O”!, “MUSTARD” AIN’T FRIGGIN’ “MOUSTARD-OH”! AND “MAYONNAISE” ISN’T GOD DAMNED “MAYONNAISE-AH”…even though that sounded kind of like…THAT’S NOT THE POINT!

Ok, time to slow down.
I gotta lay back on the Caps Lock key, the power will drive you MAD!…I mean…mad.

Well, that was basically the point, and with that lure on the water, I’m sure to be back sooner than later.

Gotta go, and remember, complaining gets out stuff out in a non-aggressive way, so, try it yourself kidd-o!

-  λ

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